Betsy | she/her or they/them | 22
Don't let the big 2 fool you, I am simply a child who is also allowed to buy beer.
I'm in college. Hope to get out someday.

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#rose lalonde
#homestuck
#do not approach the queue
pyrad:

walking home all alone

pyrad:

walking home all alone

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clientsfromhell:

After about five weeks of not receiving payment, and lots of emails and phone call reminders to my client, I finally received the following text message:

"Sorry, I was in prison for beating up a bloke. Will pay you tomorrow lol."

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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#i love
#cr1tikal

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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syntheticmomma:

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

THIS

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karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

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#terezi
#homestuck

GC: TH3 3CONOMY. >:]

GC: TH3 3CONOMY. >:]

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angerliz:

acatnamedhercules:

petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”

#finally a term to replace sadstuck

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#whoa
#hp
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
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foulmouthedliberty:

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

agreed

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#same
#sansa stark
#game of thrones
joannalannister:

#about me

joannalannister:

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eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

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#holy shit i love this
#alison hendrix
#orphan black

make me choosevanessayves asked

cosima or alison